If you could download a loaf of bread free you would. But you can’t, thank God, because otherwise bakers would cease to exist and there would be no bread to download. Then we’d all be dead, and good riddance to us, because we humans are greedy, thieving, conniving bastards, every last one of us.

Hard to argue with a nuanced arguement like that.

I’m stunned that the bar for getting an article on the front page of The Times’ website has been set so woefully low.

Someone should have ’sub-edited’ the whole article straight into a file marked ‘journalistic integrity helps to protect us from idiots’ and never to be heard of again.